It’s My 25th Wedding Anniversary and I Still Don’t Eat Oysters

Thirty years of friendship to celebrate twenty-five years of marriage — and oysters.

I don’t eat oysters. I always wanted to. I wanted to be one of those cool girls sitting in a white T-shirt next to the ocean eating oysters with barbecue sauce or Cajun dip. Slurping them up, drinking a beer, it all…